Big Bad Berlin, in Two Days With #GlobalTravelerNora

by Nora on October 11, 2013

This post is part of the Club Carlson Global Traveler program; a 3-week, 8-country adventure through Europe, paid for and compensated by Club CarlsonSM. During the trip, I’m exploring the world of hotel points and how to take advantage of accommodations and upgrades with various strategies. And if you share this post (and others) on Twitter and Facebook , they might even give me 1 million points to give to you (read on for details)…..

While in Berlin, Viator also sponsored the two tours I did.

In all cases, opinions expressed herein are my own; don’t worry – I haven’t sold my soul.



“Remember, Berlin is very big,” was the advice of the employee at Berlin airport information who couldn’t quite direct me to the Radisson Blu Hotel in Berlin, since he didn’t know where it was. I’d ascertained from my research that it was somewhere in the city centre near a main station, and in most of my previous destinations so far, that was enough to find the place.

But Berlin is big. Very big, as was astutely observed.

Knowing I had only two days in Berlin, I was spoiled for choice for what to see and do. So like the good little tourist that I am, I booked myself in on two tours that were invaluable – and of course, fun.


Berlin Segway Tour

In advance of my trip, I looked at the tours available on Viator, and on seeing the Berlin Segway Tour, I cringed – and booked it.


I’ve seen Segway tours in other countries, and I always made fun of them – and the people on them. Segways look ridiculous, and it simply screams I am a tourist! (Or at least, as a friend pointed out to me – a dork).


So really, in the name of embracing my inner tourist and getting the most out of my two days, I had no choice.

That’s me: dork on a Segway.

Once I got over myself and my misplaced sense of traveler pride, the Segway tour was ridiculously fun – in every way. Riding the Segway was a riot, and our merry band of eight people from around the world bonded immediately. We also covered waaaaay more territory than you ever could on a walking tour. (And like I said, Berlin is big).



Central Berlin Sights

You name it – we covered it. From the laundry list of historical Berlin sights, I was struck by a few experiences in particular:



This is the site of the infamous book burning in 1933. What touched me the most was the line of tables with people selling books….which they do 365 days of the year.

It’s one of many signs of how Berlin acknowledges, remembers, and then tries to move beyond their less than honourable past.


Scars remain from both World Wars in many of Berlin’s buildings, which have intentionally not been fully restored. In some cases patches have been put over bullet holes (in an almost obvious manner); in other cases the bullet holes smattering columns and facades are left untouched. Smoke damage hasn’t been sandblasted away, and in a sense, it all adds to the character.



Gendarmenmarkt is reputedly one of Europe’s most beautiful squares, and even on this grey day, it was majestic. With my musical background, I’m inspired to check out the Konzerthaus and see a performance…next time.


Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe

Notwithstanding that the Jews represent just over half of the people persecuted and killed during the holocaust, this memorial was a creative (and intentionally unenjoyable) way to honour and remember holocaust victims. The sprawling collection of 2,711 blocks of varying sizes and heights resembled tombstones to my eyes, and the undulating ground on which they sat created an environment intended to make you feel ill and disoriented as you walk through it, lose track of family and friends, and generally get lost in the experience.




Kreuzberg District: Culture, Food, Street Art

The other tour I was excited about doing was the Kreuzberg District Tour, exploring Food, Culture, and Street Art.


My early research pointed to Kreuzberg as the artsy hip district of Berlin, which is right up my alley. This intimate walking tour was a great way to deepen the historical overview I got on the Segway tour, and to glimpse the happening underbelly of Berlin.

Ingesting and imbibing various foods and drinks along the way, I glimpsed some famous works of street art and graffiti, often filling sides of large buildings, and of course the East Side Gallery is a sight unto itself – with colourful works of art covering the entire length of the longest remaining section of the Berlin Wall – at 1.3kms.



Gentrification, and the Latte Macchiato

Gentrification is a buzz word in Berlin; something I heard repeatedly from different sources. Part of the reason I was excited to visit Berlin on this trip is because it’s a happening place among digital nomads and location independent people like me; with an artsy culture and relatively low cost of living, it begs for you to spend a few months and join the thriving alternative scene.


Berlin is the cheapest capital city in Europe; the mayor calls Berlin “poor but sexy”.



But this is changing. (Enter: gentrification). It happens all over the world, starting in pockets of cities, eventually spreading to the entire city itself. It goes something like this:

An unpopular rundown area becomes home to students, artists, and people who can afford to live there – and start to make it theirs.

Thus, it graduates from rundown and unpopular, to artsy and funky.

Then more people want to come to this funky area and soak in the funky-ness and low cost of living.

Thus, it graduates from funky to trendy.

Once a place is trendy, it needs a facelift. Buildings start getting restored and upgraded, and rents start going up. The students and artists who brought life to the area can no longer afford to stay there, and are forced to move away.

Thus, it graduates from trendy to upscale.

Then, all of a sudden, Starbucks is everywhere, and the latte macchiato rules the day.


The latte macchiato is hence a sign of gentrification in – and all over – Berlin. Although Berlin is still in the funky-to-trendy stage to my eyes, it’s a process that everybody can see happening – for better or worse.



1 Minute Berlin

The weather wasn’t grand during my two days in Berlin, but I managed to snap off some pictures and video. Here’s the result:


Click here to watch it on YouTube.



Club Carlson Gold Points® Tip

It’s worth noting some of the benefits of Gold membership. Every room I’ve checked into has had a lovely welcome gift awaiting my arrival; usually a tasteful plate of fruit or something equally delicious. I’ve also been able to check out late without penalty (when I’ve had afternoon flights), and room upgrades (when available) are automatic. Hence, all my lovely business class corner suites with killer views.

Membership has its perks!



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{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Anna October 12, 2013 at 12:41 am

This is a pretty cool overview.
Berlin has never been on list of must-see places, even 2nd or 3rd tier (I don’t like modernity much), yet it’s at the top of the places I might have to go to for work in the near future, and we can usually tie such trips to a ‘personal’ weekend. So basically you just put together my entire itinerary for me 🙂


2 theprofessionalhobo October 12, 2013 at 10:33 am

Hi Anna,
Ha ha – awesome! For a quick and awesome overview of Berlin, I can’t recommend the Segway tour highly enough. It was great! (As long as you don’t mind being a dork-on-a-Segway)! 😉


3 Anna October 12, 2013 at 10:37 am

Lol, I dont mind being a dork on anything in any way; I DO mind plowing the pavement with my face. But I’ve seen old people stay on these things, so…


4 theprofessionalhobo October 14, 2013 at 2:07 am

Anna – I was nervous about said face-plowing as well….especially given that this was my first attempt at playing with traffic since my near-fatal accident earlier this year.
And there was an older woman on the tour as well who was really nervous about her Segway skills. But she and I both picked it up immediately, and it was an absolute blast.
Long live dorks! 😉


5 Ryan Biddulph October 12, 2013 at 12:54 am

Dork on a segway lol 😉

Looks fun to me.

Berlin seems beautiful.

One day when I do the Europe thing I will visit.

Need to do it during warm months though.

I am spoiled by the tropics.

Thanks for sharing!


6 theprofessionalhobo October 12, 2013 at 10:34 am

Hi Ryan,
Yes, I’m spoiled by the tropics as well – in fact this is the first time I’ve even SEEN the autumn colours in many years! And yes….I’m cold. 😉


7 Marie (a.k.a BigTravelNut) October 13, 2013 at 3:17 pm

Ha! I didn’t realize that Berlin was the cheapest capital city in Europe. I “almost” got a house-sitting gig there for this month. I really have to get there before it becomes upscale!

I love the choice of music on your 1-minute videos by the way. 🙂


8 theprofessionalhobo October 14, 2013 at 2:08 am

Hi Marie,
Yes indeed – I think Berlin would be a cool place to hang your hat for a while.
Glad you’re enjoying my cheesy campy videos! I hope people are getting the whole tongue-in-cheekyness of it! 😉


9 Jannes (guide of Food Tour) October 13, 2013 at 5:52 pm

thanks for the good description of the Food Tour! I like that you mention, aside all the positive things in Berlin (food! Sights!) political issues, like gentrification. I hope that I could show you the corners where this is the most visible, and having some good food on the way!
(BTW, sorry, If I can advertise for the tours here for a sec and add another description of the Berlin Urban Adventures Food Tour: )


10 theprofessionalhobo October 14, 2013 at 2:10 am

Hi Jannes,
Thank you again for the great tour – and your photography at the end of my video…..superb. 🙂
Please stay in touch!


11 theprofessionalhobo October 30, 2013 at 9:57 am

For anybody interested, here’s a detailed description of the Kreuzberg tour I did….thank you again, Jannes!


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